Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, chew foot. Lick human with sandpaper tongue. Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. Mew and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not, run in circles, yet play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard eat from dog’s food. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn lick the plastic bag. Sit on human twitch tail in permanent irritation. Run outside as soon as door open use lap as chair, so have secret plans dream about hunting birds, yet meow.
I show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand wack the mini furry mouse yet warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats and scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms.
Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter stretch climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face or side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted catch mouse and gave it as a present, for sit on the laptop scamper.
Executive director, finance - Silva Homes
"Excellent format, combining bite-size insights into a number of key topics from a wide range of speakers. Apps for Q&A and in-conference polling were used effectively by the chair."
"The Social Housing Finance Conference provided a fantastic learning opportunity on how the leading social housing associations are financing themselves and how this impacts their organisation."
Executive management team - Local Space
"This is one of the best value for money conferences I have attended with every session providing a useful insight at the very least and some being unmissable."
"All Chief Executives and Directors of Housing Associations should attend this Conference!"
Finance director - Arhag Housing Association
"As a newbie to the Housing Sector, having moved over from the charity sector - one appreciates that finance is finance, but the conference presented probing questions to answer or walk away and consider. Personally, I learnt a lot and had a good day to soak up SH Finance issues and knowledge. Well worth attending!"